But the point is we are really doing work today in anticipation of Saturday’s Wing Ding and we thought it only proper to give everyone a little preview of the Wing Ding. I mean a real preview, not the watered down Joe Lawler Des Moines Register version of a preview, but the kind of preview where after you read it you are like, “oh now I don’t even have to go because basically I have already experienced it before it even happened” kind of preview, ya dig?
As the great Michael Jackson said, “Please pass the Oxycodone” wait …I mean This is it
So the Wing Ding is one of Des Moines’ premier events (in our opinion.) The previously referenced quasi excuse for a newspaper (QEFN) ha that looks like the word queef….went so far as to call this a “foodie event” but as some commenter pointed out QEFN seems to use the word “foodie” interchangeably with the word “people” and really this is not so much a foodie event as it is a great excuse to get drunk, listen to hippie music, and eat wings kind of event. Not exactly a typical afternoon in the life of any foodies I know i.e. Padma Lakshmi.
The Wing Ding could probably be cited as the beginning of our affair with sauced animal bones, so it holds a very special place in our hearts and we are hoping it lives up to the greatness of last year’s event. There are a few changes this year however. The first change is the venue. Last year it was at El Bait Shop (See Previous Entry) and this year it is at Mullets. We are of the understanding it is the same individuals who own both establishments, and we must mention we thoroughly enjoy Mullets (Review Coming Soon) so the venue switch it seems promising, plus Mullets has a baller upstairs patio that is going to be clutch for throwing wing bones at people..ah just kidding…kind of.
Also new this year is a dunk tank…which is a fucking hilarious apparatus so we are all for that as well. We are hoping we can get Red Planet or Teacher X drunk enough to get in it.
We have officially written up 3 of the 7 participants, so you all are aware of our feelings for them. We are excited to try the other 4, and provide all of you with an in depth analysis that only the experts here at RorF can provide.
We also sort of dropped the ball on making t-shirts, but we have some broke ass ideas in play right now that may or may not pull through so be sure to look for those.
We also wanted to use this opportunity not only to post a photo of our friend Denver G’s breasts but also to provide a warning to all of you as to what can happen if you are not careful at Saturday’s event
So be sure to watch out for that…
This is also an event for Charity, which is nice. However it doesn’t support the official cause of RorF, which is of course Sickle Cell Anemia, but a worthy cause none the less. The final thing that we think is real funny is the tag line “a Cluckin good time” which of course is supposed to be a play on “a Fuckin good time” which is what we are going to be having…can’t wait to see you all there. S/TP said she is going to bring her calligraphy set so she can sign babies and penises. Yes, she does have a calligraphy set, pathetic I know.
See you all Saturday at the...
