Lots to discuss in this Tuesday edition of RorF.
First off we might be on the road to being super famous…but probably not. S/TP and I had our first experience with being the interviewees as opposed to journalists yesterday. It started when we got an email from some lady at myahamoment.com.
She was all like “you guys are funny, come down and get interviewed in our weird mobile trailer” and we were all like “ok”. Now you might be wondering what myahamoment.com has to do with us, bike riding wing bloggers, and it turns out…absolutely nothing. However, it was hilarious to be in a tvish studio though, complete with lights, camera, and making us repeat this tag line like 15 times because we kept goofing it up. It made us feel like regular old Lindsay Lohans. We also got to keep one of those take one, action, snapping things. And we are super into free stuff, regardless of how worthless it is.
We said lots of weirdo things like our heroes are a combination of the great feminist besties Oprah Winfrey and her trusty sidekick Gale King, and explorers Meriwether Lewis and William Clark.
Note: if my name was Meriwether I probably would have taken off across the country on some numbskull camping trip as well
Things we went on an on camera rant about:
1. We are feminists because wing eating is usually reserved for males and we are trying to shatter the poultry ceiling
2. The oil spill has been great for chicken consumption in the Gulf Region so really we should look on the bright side
Needless to say she probably thought we should be committed and was like “Ok, great that’s all we need”
But all of this falls into our new credo which is: We will do ANYTHING for publicity, and we will be getting a copy of the edited professional interview video that we will be sharing with all of you….in four to six weeks…. So look for that.
On to our next publicity stunt/community awareness event: the grand opening of Buffalo Wild Wings on Merle Hay. This was funny because people were camping out overnight to be the first ones inside and be the winners of 6 free wings a week for a year.
We were super intrigued by this because we figured you would have to be a real wing enthusiast to camp out overnight for free wings. As we mentioned we are super into free stuff, however, no amount of wings could really justify us sleeping in a parking lot, so for us on Sunday it was a no.
BUT…we did want to see what kind of people this sort of absurd existence would appeal to. So we put on our official uniforms and headed out to meet the people.
We get there about 7pm on Sunday and some guy was like, “are you guys here to camp?” and we were like “no fucking way”
If we had been we would have been numbers 90 and 91, but we weren’t; we were there to do work. So we interviewed numbers 1-15. They were high school boys from Urbandale
They were trying to hit on S/TP and get her to spend the night in their tent. She probably would have until she saw that one of them brought along this light wing camping read
And we decided anyone out of their mind enough to camp in a parking lot and read about revolutionary Che Guevara is not to be trusted.
The guys said they were going to use the wing coupons (you get a booklet of 52 6 free wing coupons) for UFC fights and the Super bowl…which was all a little too typical for us. We also saw this guy camping for wings
But we didn’t talk to him. We also noticed someone is selling their hard earned wing booklet on Criagslist…which is sort of funny. So anyways that is the story. It was a tent city, just like in the major Broadway musical Rent.
In case you didn’t notice this entry really isn’t about riding bikes and eating wings, it is more about where our biking and wing munching has taken us professionally. So if that is not something you are interested in…..sorry…..but if it makes you feel any better we did actually bike ride to Buffalo Wild Wings last night (Monday) and will be writing up our usual biking/munching log tomorrow. And also if our blog really affects your feelings you should probably get some professional help, or like talk to someone.
But for the record, this is our blog, and we pay the bills, so as usual if you want to hate…fuck off… and not to mention at any time we could totally change the subject of this blog to like The Miley Cyrus Blog ha just kidding, first we would never do that because Miley Cyrus is a clown and secondly we actually sort of love our readers because they seem to be really funny and into fun, just like us. Thanks for reading, see you all tomorrow.
And when I say “see” I actually mean read the entry tomorrow because I have no idea who you are and I can’t see you.
LATER.
